Stop Flushing and Start Flourishing.
The retail guillotine has been slicing necks since before they ate cake. Essentially, the entire market is designed to liquidate shitty hands.
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$hitcoin changes all of that.
Most white papers aren't worth the electrons they're PDF'd on; the $hitcoin Wipe Paper changes all of that.
Stop Forking and
Start Farting
Existing shitcoins rely on forking non-performant, unscalable, insecure and out-of-date Ethereum implementations. Stop forking and start farting with $hitcoin.
$hart Contracts
By employing a Non-Tooting Complete Shart Contract Language - Diarrhea - $hitcoin avoids getting Polka-Dotted by infinite recursion like you know who.
POW-Conscious Mining
By theatrically implementing an ABFT-tolerant consensus mechanism over efficient POW (see bit.do/mineZIL for older implementation ideas), the Trilemma is finally transformed from attack surface to attract surface.
$peedy.
$calable.
$ecure.
$tupid.
In business, there are the things you can control and the things you cannot control.
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Clearly, you don't know your ass from a shitcoin, so stop speculating about shit and put the power of $hitcoin in the palm of your hands.
Just look at this $hit.
15
Dog Years
10K
Flushes
25M
TPS
22
A two followed by another two.
5
Looks like a nine if you turn it upside down.
The Boredroom
- Norm MacDonald
